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This page considers corporate marketing of astrological services and charms.

It covers -

     introduction

Mumbo-jumbo is big business, an industry that involves major media groups and retailers rather than being restricted to individuals and small operators.

Secularisation of societies in the West has not necessarily banished superstition and much steam-age (or stone age) hokum has migrated online and into the shopping malls frequented by intelligent, affluent and educated consumers.

That has been accommodated by law in Australia and elsewhere. It has also been accommodated in marketing codes of practice that feature disingenuous declarations such as

Marketers should not exploit the credulity, lack of knowledge or inexperience of consumers

It has been reflected in the shape of litigation by consumer protection agencies, typically directed against traders who have been overly enthusiastic or merely stupid in the wording of particular claims and have failed to satisfy commitments regarding refunds to unsatisfied customers.

     it's in the stars

Tabloids, 'women's magazines' and even some upmarket newspapers have traditionally featured syndicated astrology columns and inhouse astrologers who advise readers and letter writers. Much of that content is recycled from past items, appropriated from other journals with with a cusory edit, or ghosted (eg after the supposed author has unexpectedly departed for the spirit world or is merely out marketing books and videos or making guest appearances on the psychic expo circuit).

Some broadcasters have also provided a venue for those supposedly in touch with the infinite, variously providing generic horoscopes on air, responding to postal and email requests or even providing responses in a talk-back format.

Media groups (such as News Corp through its Jamster subsidiary) have taken some of their psychic publishing online, in competition with independent operators, offering generic or individual astrological information. Some offer SMS astrological services - for example revealing what the stars fortell for a relationship or whether the texter has a compatible star sign with that of a partner.

Some offer premium-rate 'dial a psychic' services, with callers paying to hear a recorded message or chat with someone who can read the digital tea leaves.

As with erotic chat services, the business model is based on keeping the customer on the line, so consumers typically complain that they endured hold-music before actually getting to interact with the psychic and then facing a standard suite of questions. Skeptics of course note that true psychics would not need to extract cues from the person on the other end of the line and would merely rely on polishing the crystal ball or other paraphernalia.

     mystical bling

Mainstreaming of mystical bling - crystals, faux First Nations 'spirit catchers', 'kabbalah red string' ("protection from the influences of the Evil Eye, a very powerful negative force"), "energy water" - has seen such merchandise move from side streets and car-boot sales to retail malls, department stores and boutiques in upmarket locations.

That is a reflection of demand, changing expectations about what is respectable and cold hard economics - margins for red thread and quartz are low, margins for 'red string' and 'crystals' are higher than for Limoges and Balenciaga.

It is also evident in spam such as that touting Zodiac Power Rings, complete with an unspecified "a money-back guarantee" and described as enhacing "the willpower, confidence, assertiveness & concentration of the wearer" to

help you excel in your business, job, studies, profession, career, relations, etc., by improving your personality. They help reduce all the anger, mental tensions, mood fluctuations and stress felt by the human body, thereby increasing our productivity on the whole.

The magic rings

start taking an effect on you just within fifteen minutes of wearing the ring. A person starts getting the knowledge of the power coming to him just within seven days of wearing the rings. You have to wear the Zodiac Power Rings on the right hand only. It can be worn on any finger, including the thumb, except the middle or the tallest finger.

     just believe

The net has been used to promote faith-based belief systems such as The Secret, which proclaims

Without exception, every human being has the ability to transform any weakness or suffering into strength, power, perfect peace, health, and abundance

and that "The only reason any person does not have enough money is because they are blocking money from coming to them with their thoughts".

Michael Shermer acutely questioned the cosmic 'law of attraction' promoted by The Secret's vendors, commenting

You don't need science to prove The Secret is codswallop - just a modicum of thinking. If wealth and poverty are the result of nothing more than our thoughts, should we blame those poor starving Zimbabweans for being just a bunch of pessimistic sourpusses? And what about the victims of Auschwitz? If the law of attraction is true, then every oppressed, enslaved or exterminated group in history had it coming. That idea is beyond wrongheaded - it's evil.

     regulation

David Harvey's 'Fortune Tellers in the French Courts: Antidivination Prosecutions in France in the Nineteenth and Twentieth Centuries' (PDF) in 28(1) French Historical Studies (2007) comments that

Whether seen as harmless entertainment, a source of consoling 'medicine for the soul', or part of an individual quest for spiritual fulfillment, fortune-telling has found its place in a more heterogeneous, less exclusive, French public sphere.

Regulatory regimes regarding astrology and similar beliefs are distinctly ambivalent, reflecting a tolerance for heterodox belief (and the bureaucratic inconvenience of having to grapple with questions of civil liberties by determining that one belief system is a cult, another is religion, another is a commercial scam). As the preceding pages indicate, savvy individuals and organisations thus have substantial leeway if they are prepared to be careful about how they characterise their products or services.

The Los Angeles Times for example indicates that "The astrological forecast should be read for entertainment only".

The UK Committee of Advertising Practice similarly advised (PDF) marketers in 2007 -

  • Marketers of services that involve the prediction of the future, or the promise to make specific dreams come true, should advertise their services in a way that is neither misleading nor likely to exploit vulnerable people. Claims that marketers will successfully solve all problems, break curses, banish evil spirits, improve the health, wealth, love life, happiness or other circumstances of readers should be avoided because they are likely to be impossible to prove.
  • Claims of 'help offered' should be replaced with 'advice' and the emphasis should be on the individual helping him or herself rather than events or changes happening to them as a result of some external force
  • Marketing communications for lucky charms or other products with unproven supernatural properties should not imply that these products can directly affect the user's circumstances.
  • Psychics, mediums and religious organisations may be able to make some claims about healing only if it is clear that they are referring to spiritual, not physical, healing.

Supposed one-ness with the astral forces and ability to discern the future sometimes deserts purveyors of new age products and information.

In 2001 the Australian Competition & Consumer Commission noted that an Australian business, Purple Harmony Plates Pty Ltd has been found by the Federal Court to have engaged in misleading and deceptive conduct under the Trade Practices Act 1974 (Cth) in relation to "making unsubstantiated health and other claims for its products" on the net.

The court accepted that Purple Harmony had made unsubstantiated claims about future benefits for its products, included that its anodised aluminium plates (presumably easier to maintain than eye of newt) -

  • protected against electromagnetic radiation from computers, televisions and mobile telephones
  • "energised" water
  • "lowered body stress and fatigue levels", increased general health, helped strengthen the immune system and accelerated healing
  • improve plant growth
  • ionised car fuel to allow a more complete fuel burn.

Unsurprisingly the judge found that Purple Harmony could not reasonably demonstrate a basis for any of the claims. As noted elsewhere, the site's operator was subsequently fined and jailed over failure to comply, with Justice Goldberg commenting

Mr Lyster is labouring under a delusion that he is the head of a non-existent state and that his conduct is beyond the reach of the laws of Australia. Mr Lyster should realise he is quite wrong in this respect.

Four years later the ACCC noted action against other problematical online marketing, including sites -

  • marketing a multi-coloured shirt claimed to relieve stress, make the wearer more intelligent and perceptive, improve concentration, allow the wearer to continuously exercise, and stimulate and strengthen the immune system
  • promoting the use of magnetic fields and colloidal silver suspended in water to cure AIDS and boost the immune system.

     studies

Studies of the astrology business and belief include Astrology and the Popular Press: English Almanacs 1500-1800 (Ithaca: Cornell Uni Press 1979) by Bernard Capp, The Stars Down to Earth and Other Essays on the Irrational in Culture (London: Routledge 1994) by Theodor Adorno, How Mumbo-Jumbo Conquered the World (London: Fourth Estate 2004) by Francis Wheen, Why People Believe Weird Things: Pseudoscience, Superstition, and Other Confusions of Our Time (New York: Holt 2002) by Michael Shermer and New Age Religion and Western Culture: Esotericism in the Mirror of Secular Thought (Leiden: Brill 1996) by Wouter Hanegraaff.

Other pointers feature in the discussion of astrology here.





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